To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark, dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp, shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! in: Meet the Team, Soldier, Granary, Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack Meet the Soldier Edit 400px Released August 22, 2007 Video Length 1:27 Transcript The word "Soldier" below refers to the protagonist, a RED Soldier. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ], [The Soldier turns to the left and fires a Crit rocket at the Medic, gibbing him. Wikiclip.Org. Meet the Engineer TF2 full script. Team Fortress Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, everybody lose their minds. Stand back son. ], [Cut back to battle scene. Team Fortress 2 > Workshop > Pinewabble's Workshop . A collection of scripts I have found to be useful for playing Team Fortress 2. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Only 'Meet the Pyro' has yet to be released. A fitness video course, an animated series, a webinar, a product review on YouTube, a presentation, or a corporate training video these are all examples of what can be voiced over in a professional recording studio. Im trying to explain that Im a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. Not only they promote the game itself, Valve claims that the first Meet the Team video which stars the Heavy class helped them test the facial animation system which allows them to have more expression than in Half-Life series. *C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\cfg. ?, Heavy: Some people think they can outsmart me. It's the middle-ish part of a century a lot like the one we just had. Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? *to have scripts that automatically runs upon launch make a text file named autoexec. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. ], Heavy: "Pow!" ", [Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. ", [The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The tool used to create Team Fortress 2's "Meet the Team" videos as well as Left 4 Dead's introduction video is the Source Filmmaker, an application that runs inside the engine. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. And so nevermore shall we see you again. A simpler time. Click here to view the video information page. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Whats more, an IP telephony allows you to distribute a high volume of calls between operators, quickly redirect each caller to the right person, and automate customer support. The Medic's head falls off the gate. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ], [A BLU Heavy and Pyro are holding the final capture point. ], [A BLU Heavy and Pyro are holding the final capture point. The Team Fortress 2 Console Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. The quote the Soldier recites at the beginning of the video is from chapter 10 of The Art of War. Workshop Link steamcommunity.com. Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. Team Fortress 2 Advanced Spy Ninja Tutorial. [Explodes, presumably by a third Crit rocket], [Cut to the Soldier, drilling what appears to be a line of recruits. ], Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! I dont smoke, but I occasionally drink. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Im currently 33 years old. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2 View Page Cancel Valve used Meet the Heavy to test the facial animation system the studio was developing for Team Fortress 2. ], Sniper: "Feelins'? ], [The Soldier, Sniper and Heavy charge into battle together, as explosions occur all around them. The Team Fortress 2 Console Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. It doesnt matter if you are selling a product, producing an audiobook or eLearning program, or recordingvoice overfor an animated movie, you want a voice that captures nuance, provides exceptional storytelling and leaves the audience wanting more. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Ive yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet., Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard], [Scene cuts to Dustbowl as Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Stage 1, Cap 1. I just do things. A Spy uncloaks and attempts to backstab the Soldier, but the Soldier pulls out his Shovel, swiftly knocking out the Spy with it. Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [Soldier pokes a recruits' helmet] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. ], [Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone. Gordon has plans. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Content posted in this community. ], [Cut back to the Soldier's drill. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base?" [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs.] Not that youd care, but I reside in northeast Moriohs villa district. The explosion kills both the Heavy and Pyro. Youre the leader of the rebellion. The Soldier's claim that Sun Tzu is the reason why the word "zoo" exists implies that he thinks the second half of Sun Tzu's name is spelled the same way as "zoo". Update this biography Complete biography of Team Fortress 2 FAVORITE (2 fans) Famous scripts by Team Fortress 2: ", [Crickets chirp as the 'recruits' are revealed to be the Gibbed heads of BLU team members perched on a gate, all wearing BLU Soldier helmets. This may be a foreign concept, but I choose not to concern myself with winning or losing, lifes troubles, or enemies who bring sleepless nights. ], [Cut to BLU Heavy performing the Showdown taunt. Part 1 of 3, Team Fortress 2 Advanced Spy Ninja Tutorial. 1 . You know what I am, Harvey? With the help of professional sound production equipment, we create high-quality fiction and nonfiction titles in a creative working environment. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Work with talented professionals in a career that gives you freedom. Each corporation administers its half of the world with a multi-disciplined army of paper pushers. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. The video was made on the heels of a Portal video used to promote the personality of that game. Youre speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Copyright 2020 Edge Studio, LLC. When the Soldier hits the Spy in the face with his Shovel, the poster on the wall in the background ironically reads "No Smoking". We are waiting. And its worth fighting for. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had come. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. ], Sniper: "Dad? A message to all heavy mains vote for this cosmetic on the workshop so we can hopefully get it in the game. Ultimately, what they got to work in the Meet the Team videos is what would display for players running the game itself at its highest settings. 3. Discover Your Future as a Voice Over Pro! It was no fake. Nine mercenaries have come together for a job. 1. 1! [Is hit by a crit rocket, explodes. Skyrim was fine until you came along. This is Helgen. Its all wrong By rights we shouldnt even be here. ], Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me. 6. So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember theres always madness! Memorys so treacherous. ", [Cut to BLU Demoman taking a drink, also getting blown up by a rocket from off screen. Soldier: to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat [The Soldier demonstrates by using the grenades, moving them in a walking motion. A dull, dark, dock, a life-long lock, A short, sharp, shock, a big black block! Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. "Owh! ], Heavy: Waaaaahhhhh! ", [The Soldier bangs the two grenades together repeatedly. We can finally see the kill counter again, which is now at 214]. Before bed, I drink a warm glass of milk. Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [He pokes a recruits' helmet] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Part 2 of 3, Team Fortress 2 Advanced Spy Ninja Tutorial. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didnt want to know the end. [Alevel 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engineer from behind.]. We are committed to providing the highest standard of production and education to our clients and students around the world. 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Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A tag already exists with the provided branch name. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. Tf2 Meet Them All Script. The guitar the Engineer uses has a steel bridge, which is uncommon for acoustic guitars. That meant something. The word "Soldier" below refers to the protagonist, a RED Soldier. Example-scout.cfg, soldier.cfg, pyro.cfg, demoman.cfg, heavy.cfg, engineer.cfg, medic.cfg, sniper.cfg, and spy.cfg Doesn't require any special server commands, (aka)Works on any server! If you would like to see more features implemented send me a message and I'll do my best, if I find it interesting: TF2-Scripts comes with several settings used to disable certain undesired features; edit them in cfg\_settings.cfg: To install, locate your Team Fortress 2 installation's custom folder (usually located at C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\SteamApps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\custom on Windows), then copy-and-paste the TF2-Scripts there. Cuts to the Sniper driving his RV as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background. The ones that really mattered. Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. ImIm from Rorikstead. If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! Music pauses.]. ], [The kill counter ticks up from 209 to 210], Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? | Contact Us | Site Map | Privacy Policy Terms and Conditions | Cancellation and Rescheduling Policy | Website Design by Lounge Lizard. ], [The Soldier then charges the final capture point in Granary with his Shotgun and kills a Demoman, who fires at him but misses. The Heavy is laughing gleefully. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Music pauses.]. I dont like smoking, but do enjoy the occasional drink. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.]. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub. He switches to his Rocket Launcher and a BLU Medic appears behind him, firing syringes. Tense music begins]. 5. [Heavy pauses for a moment, looks at Sasha.] And you know the thing about chaos Harvey? He could be you! This was the result. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? ?" Youre finally awake. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. The clips have their origins as audition scripts for the voice actors who played the likes of the Heavy, the Sniper and the rest of the characters in the game. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. If you feel your script was not credited, or you want me to cease distributing your script, send me a message and I will either add credit where it is due or remove your script. Soldier: "Hut hut hut hut hut." Administrator . [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weaponfor twelve seconds., Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] Oh my G*d, who touched Sasha? [ Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background ] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollums cave, it waited. Most of them were released alongside the PC-version's class updates, with the exception of Meet the Heavy, which was released alongside Team Fortress 2, and the unreleased video Meet the Pyro. TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. The Sniper now is waiting at the top of the tower for a shot. (Recommended) Copy the script and paste it in a class specific config called engineer.cfg. History became legend. Soldier: "Then, he used his fight money [The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.]. ], RED Scout: (Behind cover) "Sentry up there! ], [A blown-off hand lands at the Engineer's feet, resembling that of the Sniper judging from the glove. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. A new day will come. Sniper: "Boom. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a BLU Engineer, Heavy, and Scout - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not. Description Discussions 7 Comments 158 Change Notes. ], [The Engineer's expression darkens, and he grimaces as he stares right at the camera. For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. ], [A lone RV is driving down a desert road. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Team Fortress 2 is a team-based multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed and published by Valve Corporation. This will only work if you create configs for the other classes. ], Heavy: "Pow!" You want to tell an amazing story one that resonates with your audience and delivers an impactful experience. ", [Cut to the Soldier holding his Shovel and screaming. Its like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. ", [Sniper doffs his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy. 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